Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
 
 

"HOPE YOU'RE BUYING"
 
 
 
 
 

Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

He's purring here on my fork...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I ate everyday at noon

"EAT LUNCH"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

They can feed you cat and you'll never know
 

Once they wrap it up in dough, boys
They fry it real crisp in dough
 
 

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
"EAT RIGHT AWAY"

As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store

I said "Not today. I lost my appetite
 
 
 

There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight"

"STARTING TO GO PITTER-PATTER""
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

"ONE MORE LITTLE PROBLEM"

I was sucking on a Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it "mew" boys

And that is when I knew...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

They say that it's beef or fish or pork

But it's purring there on my fork
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

There's a hair ball on my fork

"I GOT ME SOME EGGROLL!"