"29% of people recommend KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine" (presumably, to make coffee with) Ghosts on the other hand, recommend the KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Machine 10 to 1 over conventional methods of scaring the crap out of people!
ACTUAL REVIEWS OF #467, THE POSSESSED MODEL, Submitted By Hapless Consumers @ EPINIONS.COM
KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine 467
KRUPS doesn't like Lefties!!! by pweisenberg in Home & Garden Pros: Built-in water filter system, 24 hour timer, non spill carafe Cons: Expensive and not designed with a lefty in mind. hard to pour water into. POTMASTER COMMENTS: PWEISENBERG may be surprised to learn that ease of water pouring is the least of his troubles. Ghosts do not discriminate on the basis of appendage orientation. Some of them despise all incarnates equally, regardless of their pouring dexterity. CoffeePotGhost Responds:"HE'S ALL WET" KRUPS CRYSTAL AROME--GREAT COFFEE MAKER!! by 2of4 Pros: great design, long-lasting machine Cons: expensive POTMASTER COMMENTS: EXPENSIVE??? How much do you suppose a SPIRIT COFFEE POT would fetch on ebay, 2of4? Lots of people would pay big bucks to reach their friends and relations on the other side! If you'd compare the nominal cost of owning this appliance to say, a single psychic sitting with John Edward, then you might appreciate the value of what we've got. (not to mention that it makes doggone good coffee) tsk CoffeePotGhost Responds: "BIG LOSER!" You, no YOU, come on baby.........please.... by skygirl Pros: timer, good looking, great wedding gift Cons: expensive POTMASTER COMMENTS: Expensive and what a thoughtful wedding present too, skygirl! Are your lights flashing yet? Yes, KRUPS #467 is indeed the gift that keeps on giving. (mine was a gift as well) CoffeePotGhost Responds: "WE'LL ACT INTRUSIVE" Coffee, Coffee Everywhere by pbyaeger Pros: coffee, eventually Cons: spills, shorts, and unidentified fungal growth POTMASTER COMMENTS: Potmaster thinks that pbyaeger can learn to identify fungal varieties by searching the net with the keywords: Advice for fools that don't clean their kitchenware. As for continuing to use a fungus encrusted coffee pot that SHORTS, egad! Even ghosts have better sense: CoffeePotGhost Responds:"I DON'T WANT ANY MORE COFFEE!" There's a reason it's been discontinued! by Ledermann Pros: Has never needed repair Cons: Stylish but impractical and awkward design, very fussy about seating the carafe, tends to leak POTMASTER COMMENTS: And what might the reason be for 'ol number 467's demise, LEDERMAN? Mine doesn't leak and "impractical" is a subjective assessment on your part. Could it be that this machine comes with unusual accessories (?) --a little too much extra baggage, if you will? CoffeePotGhost Responds: "HIDE!!" Arg ARG ARG!!!!! The FILTER!!! by pippadaisy Pros: attractive, water filtration system Cons: nearly impossible to find filters, carafe difficult to use POTMASTER COMMENTS: Yes indeed Pippadaisy, that attractive water filtration system is a rare bird! The very pump which flushes water through those (impossible to locate) filters just happens to produce a frequency level that disincarnated people find agreeable. But what happens when your charcoal filter is hopelessly clogged and you cannot replace it? Having had experience with this problem firsthand, I can assure you that the resulting LOWERED vibrations tend to allow considerably lower dwelling Astral critters into your home...some of whom are not disincarnated. ...due to the fact that they were NEVER in-carnated. (So if you're smart, you'll yank that sucker out and wash it) Use of the carafe is not all that difficult. Here's how : 1. Grasp handle 2. Lift 3. Pour Hope that helps. Coffee pot demon licks his chops and purrrs: "SNUGGLE!" Good Coffee, Check Out the Clean Flavor! by DanCallaway Pros: great flavor and design Cons: expensive,short power cord POTMASTER COMMENTS: Dan is a man who's very pleased with his KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine! Do we dare upset his apple cart? Hey Dan, I've got some good news: The short cord isn't that big of a deal...... Compared to what's lounging in your kitchen. CoffeePotGhost Responds:"IT'S ME!" Beautiful Garbage by AmethystNoire Pros: appearance, water filter, holds heat well Cons: poor durability, overpriced POTMASTER COMMENTS: Now I ask you, could a person with a handle like "AmethystNoire" be anything other than some kind of Wiccan Wannabe? I mean come on! Though, to her credit She did comment that the pot holds heat well; and Damien does like it HOT ! Witchie Lady...... Damien wants to know: "WHO'S YOUR HONEY?" KRUPS Mostly a Yuppie Name by ADMOSS2 Pros: Durable Cons: Pain to set,Filters hard to obtain, parts in general expensive, Carafe won't pour right. POTMASTER COMMENTS: What's in a name? Y'all bought y'self a five gallon bucket a woopass, Clovis Pot Ghosts Don't Give a Hoot:"WE GET THROUGH" Crystal Arome has bad karma by catseyeglasses Pros: Beautiful appearance, timer, rich coffee Cons: Backs up and drips POTMASTER COMMENTS: Why do I get the impression that she knows more than she's telling? Potmaster always say : " Pot that back up to drip; Superior to pot that drip on shoes." CoffeePotGhost Responds: "QUIT SAYIN' IT" Think twice before buying this coffee maker by beandi Pros: Stylish design Cons: Cost & difficulty of replacing parts. POTMASTER COMMENTS: beandi should have taken her own advice. Pot Ghost Tells Beandi:"NOPE.YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT" Elegant and Efficient!! by Farookh Pros: Water filter Cons: None POTMASTER COMMENTS: Must be one of the29% CoffeePotGhost Responds: "THAT'S FINE" Form long before Function by jljohnston Pros: Novel appearance Cons: Carafe leaks, inconvenient design, below standard coffee POTMASTER COMMENTS: Potmaster has no comment on jljohnston's lackluster review CoffeePotGhost Responds: (With Something Unprintable) Not worth the $$$ by 1-2many Pros: stop and serve feature, timer, filter Cons: design defect results in short-lived\ timer/clock POTMASTER COMMENTS: 1-2many's colors are showing. Ghosts like a little snort now and then too! CoffeePotGhost Responds: "LET'S SEE MORE OF YOU" Perfecto Coffee by J_Chastain Pros: Easy to use, Delicious coffee, Duo Water Filtration Cons: Digital Clock can be hard to read at different angles. POTMASTER COMMENTS: This isn't a half bad review, J_Chastain! The undead would like for you and the rest of the 29% club to know how much they appreciate your efforts. You may have heard the expression: "Every time a Bell rings, an Angel gets his Wings"? Well, everytime you convince another dufuss to trot home with a KRUPS 467, A Poltergiest gains a PORTAL. Hats off to ya, J . CoffeePotGhost Responds: "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL!" Worst coffee maker I've owned by dcaropre Pros: good coffee Cons: terrible construction, messy POTMASTER COMMENTS: dcarope's panties are in a celtic knot over HIS KRUPS 467! Pot Ghosts are paralyzed with fear knowing that their Krupster will soon be dispatched by the reliably spookless, Mr. Coffee. CoffeePotGhost Responds: "NOW WE'LL BE TRAPPED!" Great Coffee Bad Extras! by Ninababy Pros: Great Design, Great Coffee Cons: Pot Dribbles, clock and timer broke quickly, expensive upkeep POTMASTER COMMENTS: Potmaster cannot improve on the Title of Ninababy's post! (Though, the phrase "Poetic Justice" comes to mind.) CoffeePotGhost Responds: "I HEARD THAT" Drip Coffee? Drippy!! by schoey Pros: It won't wear out. Cons: It won't wear out!!! POTMASTER COMMENTS: It seems that schoeycan't replace his drippyKRUPS until it wears out. Hmmmmmmmmm, how about if you stand there and run that thing nonstop until it sputters and croaks, then you may safely acquire the pot of your dreams thoroughly GUILT FREE! (CoffeePotGhost.com is chock full of helpful advice) CoffeePotGhost Responds: "LISTEN PEOPLE" KRUPS Crystal Arome-Needs Improvement by goldtc Pros: Nice design,very sleek looking Cons: Carafe"dribbles"and the machine needs filters POTMASTER COMMENTS: Potmaster is fresh out of helpful advice and delegates goldtc's dilemma to the appropriate authority: Disincarnated Ex-dribbler Suggests: "GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE" Top of the Morning with, a Cup Of KRUPS by teanna3 Pros: Coffee,"The King Of The KRUP" Cons: Not trying the one that gives you what you paid for and more. POTMASTER COMMENTS: Here's a bushytailed lass who bounces out of bed each morning bellowing her mantra with gusto: "CARPE DIEM!" "SEIZE THE DAY!" "FIRE UP THAT BAD-BOY And lets get down to business with a Kup 'o KRUPS!" shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-shush! For cripes sake Teanna! That noise could wake the dead............. CoffeePotGhost Responds:"WE DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP" A Real Drip by chelsmommy Pros: Looks nice Cons: Very messy POTMASTER COMMENTS: Potmaster's Mama say: "Messy IS as Messy DOES" CoffeePotGhost sez: "DON'T BE MESSY!" (...SCARE OF YOUR LIFE !) "WHO?"
POTMASTER COMMENTS:
PWEISENBERG may be surprised to learn that ease of water pouring is the least of his troubles. Ghosts do not discriminate on the basis of appendage orientation. Some of them despise all incarnates equally, regardless of their pouring dexterity.
CoffeePotGhost Responds:"HE'S ALL WET"
EXPENSIVE??? How much do you suppose a SPIRIT COFFEE POT would fetch on ebay, 2of4? Lots of people would pay big bucks to reach their friends and relations on the other side! If you'd compare the nominal cost of owning this appliance to say, a single psychic sitting with John Edward, then you might appreciate the value of what we've got. (not to mention that it makes doggone good coffee) tsk
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "BIG LOSER!"
Expensive and what a thoughtful wedding present too, skygirl! Are your lights flashing yet? Yes, KRUPS #467 is indeed the gift that keeps on giving. (mine was a gift as well)
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "WE'LL ACT INTRUSIVE"
Potmaster thinks that pbyaeger can learn to identify fungal varieties by searching the net with the keywords: Advice for fools that don't clean their kitchenware. As for continuing to use a fungus encrusted coffee pot that SHORTS, egad! Even ghosts have better sense:
CoffeePotGhost Responds:"I DON'T WANT ANY MORE COFFEE!"
And what might the reason be for 'ol number 467's demise, LEDERMAN? Mine doesn't leak and "impractical" is a subjective assessment on your part. Could it be that this machine comes with unusual accessories (?) --a little too much extra baggage, if you will?
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "HIDE!!"
Yes indeed Pippadaisy, that attractive water filtration system is a rare bird! The very pump which flushes water through those (impossible to locate) filters just happens to produce a frequency level that disincarnated people find agreeable.
But what happens when your charcoal filter is hopelessly clogged and you cannot replace it? Having had experience with this problem firsthand, I can assure you that the resulting LOWERED vibrations tend to allow considerably lower dwelling Astral critters into your home...some of whom are not disincarnated. ...due to the fact that they were NEVER in-carnated. (So if you're smart, you'll yank that sucker out and wash it) Use of the carafe is not all that difficult. Here's how : 1. Grasp handle 2. Lift 3. Pour Hope that helps.
Coffee pot demon licks his chops and purrrs: "SNUGGLE!"
Dan is a man who's very pleased with his KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine! Do we dare upset his apple cart? Hey Dan, I've got some good news: The short cord isn't that big of a deal...... Compared to what's lounging in your kitchen.
CoffeePotGhost Responds:"IT'S ME!"
Now I ask you, could a person with a handle like "AmethystNoire" be anything other than some kind of Wiccan Wannabe? I mean come on! Though, to her credit She did comment that the pot holds heat well; and Damien does like it HOT ! Witchie Lady......
Damien wants to know: "WHO'S YOUR HONEY?"
What's in a name? Y'all bought y'self a five gallon bucket a woopass, Clovis
Pot Ghosts Don't Give a Hoot:"WE GET THROUGH"
Why do I get the impression that she knows more than she's telling?
Potmaster always say : " Pot that back up to drip; Superior to pot that drip on shoes."
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "QUIT SAYIN' IT"
beandi should have taken her own advice.
Pot Ghost Tells Beandi:"NOPE.YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT"
Must be one of the29%
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "THAT'S FINE"
Potmaster has no comment on jljohnston's lackluster review
CoffeePotGhost Responds: (With Something Unprintable)
1-2many's colors are showing. Ghosts like a little snort now and then too!
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "LET'S SEE MORE OF YOU"
This isn't a half bad review, J_Chastain! The undead would like for you and the rest of the 29% club to know how much they appreciate your efforts. You may have heard the expression: "Every time a Bell rings, an Angel gets his Wings"? Well, everytime you convince another dufuss to trot home with a KRUPS 467, A Poltergiest gains a PORTAL. Hats off to ya, J .
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL!"
dcarope's panties are in a celtic knot over HIS KRUPS 467! Pot Ghosts are paralyzed with fear knowing that their Krupster will soon be dispatched by the reliably spookless, Mr. Coffee.
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "NOW WE'LL BE TRAPPED!"
Potmaster cannot improve on the Title of Ninababy's post! (Though, the phrase "Poetic Justice" comes to mind.)
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "I HEARD THAT"
It seems that schoeycan't replace his drippyKRUPS until it wears out. Hmmmmmmmmm, how about if you stand there and run that thing nonstop until it sputters and croaks, then you may safely acquire the pot of your dreams thoroughly GUILT FREE! (CoffeePotGhost.com is chock full of helpful advice)
CoffeePotGhost Responds: "LISTEN PEOPLE"
Potmaster is fresh out of helpful advice and delegates goldtc's dilemma to the appropriate authority:
Here's a bushytailed lass who bounces out of bed each morning bellowing her mantra with gusto: "CARPE DIEM!" "SEIZE THE DAY!" "FIRE UP THAT BAD-BOY And lets get down to business with a Kup 'o KRUPS!" shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-shush! For cripes sake Teanna! That noise could wake the dead.............
CoffeePotGhost Responds:"WE DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP"
Potmaster's Mama say: "Messy IS as Messy DOES"
CoffeePotGhost sez: "DON'T BE MESSY!"
(...SCARE OF YOUR LIFE !)
"WHO?"