STRANGE BREW!
 
 

 "29% of people recommend KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine"
(presumably, to make coffee with)
Ghosts on the other hand, recommend the KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Machine 10 to 1 over conventional methods of scaring the crap out of people!

ACTUAL REVIEWS OF  #467, THE POSSESSED MODEL, Submitted By Hapless Consumers @ EPINIONS.COM

                               KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine 467
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 
 
KRUPS doesn't like Lefties!!!
by pweisenberg
in Home &  Garden
Pros: Built-in water filter system, 24 hour timer, non spill carafe
Cons: Expensive and not designed with a lefty in mind. hard to pour water into.

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

PWEISENBERG may be surprised to learn that ease of water pouring is the least of his troubles.  Ghosts do not discriminate on the basis of appendage orientation.  Some of them despise all incarnates equally, regardless of their pouring dexterity.

CoffeePotGhost Responds:"HE'S ALL WET"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KRUPS CRYSTAL AROME--GREAT COFFEE MAKER!!
by 2of4
Pros: great design, long-lasting machine
Cons: expensive

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

EXPENSIVE???  How much do you suppose a SPIRIT COFFEE POT would fetch on ebay, 2of4?  Lots of people would pay big bucks to reach their friends and relations on the other side!
If you'd compare the nominal cost of owning this appliance to say, a single psychic sitting with John Edward, then you might appreciate the value of what we've got.
                     (not to mention that it makes doggone good coffee)   tsk

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "BIG LOSER!"



 
 
 
 
 
 
You, no YOU, come on baby.........please....
by skygirl
Pros: timer, good looking, great wedding gift
Cons: expensive

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Expensive and what a thoughtful wedding present too, skygirl!
                Are your lights flashing yet?
Yes, KRUPS #467 is indeed the gift that keeps on giving. (mine was a gift as well)

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "WE'LL ACT INTRUSIVE"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Coffee, Coffee Everywhere
by pbyaeger
Pros: coffee, eventually
Cons: spills, shorts, and unidentified fungal growth

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Potmaster thinks that pbyaeger can learn to identify fungal varieties by searching the net with the keywords: Advice for fools that don't clean their kitchenware.
 As for continuing to use a fungus encrusted coffee pot that SHORTS, egad!
                                    Even ghosts have better sense:

CoffeePotGhost Responds:"I DON'T WANT ANY MORE COFFEE!"



 
 
 
 
 
 
There's a reason it's been discontinued!
by Ledermann
Pros: Has never needed repair
Cons: Stylish but impractical and awkward design, very fussy about seating the carafe, tends to leak

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

And what might the reason be for 'ol number 467's demise, LEDERMAN?
Mine doesn't leak and "impractical" is a subjective assessment on your part.
Could it be that this machine comes with unusual accessories (?)
                    --a little too much extra baggage, if you will?

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "HIDE!!"



 
 
 
 
 
 
Arg ARG ARG!!!!! The FILTER!!!
by pippadaisy
Pros: attractive, water filtration system
Cons: nearly impossible to find filters, carafe difficult to use

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Yes indeed Pippadaisy, that attractive water filtration system is a rare bird!  The
very pump which flushes water through those (impossible to locate) filters just
happens to produce a frequency level that disincarnated people find agreeable.

But what happens when your charcoal filter is hopelessly clogged and you cannot
replace it?   Having had experience with this problem firsthand, I can assure you
that the resulting LOWERED vibrations tend to allow considerably lower dwelling
Astral critters into your home...some of whom are not disincarnated.
                    ...due to the fact that they were NEVER in-carnated.
                (So if you're smart, you'll yank that sucker out and wash it)
                     Use of the carafe is not all that difficult.
Here's how :             1. Grasp handle     2. Lift     3. Pour           Hope that helps.

Coffee pot demon licks his chops and purrrs"SNUGGLE!"



 
 
 

 
Good Coffee, Check Out the Clean Flavor!
by DanCallaway
Pros: great flavor and design
Cons: expensive,short power cord

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Dan is a man who's very pleased with his KRUPS Crystal Arome Plus Time Coffee Machine!
Do we dare upset his apple cart?
Hey Dan, I've got some good news: The short cord isn't that big of a deal......
                             Compared to what's lounging in your kitchen.

CoffeePotGhost Responds:"IT'S ME!"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Beautiful Garbage
by AmethystNoire
Pros: appearance, water filter, holds heat well
Cons: poor durability, overpriced

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Now I ask you, could a person with a handle like "AmethystNoire" be anything other
than some kind of Wiccan Wannabe?    I mean come on!  Though, to her credit
She did comment that the pot holds heat well; and Damien does like it HOT !
                                                     Witchie Lady......

Damien wants to know: "WHO'S YOUR HONEY?"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KRUPS Mostly a Yuppie Name
by ADMOSS2
Pros: Durable
Cons: Pain to set,Filters hard to obtain, parts  in general expensive, Carafe won't pour right.

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

What's in a name?  Y'all bought y'self a five gallon bucket a woopass, Clovis

Pot Ghosts Don't Give a Hoot:"WE GET THROUGH"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Crystal Arome has bad karma
by catseyeglasses
Pros: Beautiful appearance, timer, rich coffee
Cons: Backs up and drips

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Why do I get the impression that she knows more than she's telling?

Potmaster always say : " Pot that back up to drip;
                               Superior to pot that drip on shoes."

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "QUIT SAYIN' IT"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Think twice before buying this coffee maker
by beandi
Pros: Stylish design
Cons: Cost & difficulty of replacing parts.

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

beandi should have taken her own advice.

Pot Ghost Tells Beandi:"NOPE.YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Elegant and Efficient!!
by Farookh
Pros: Water filter
Cons: None

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

  Must be one of the29%

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "THAT'S FINE"



 
 
 
 
 
 
Form long before Function
by jljohnston
Pros: Novel appearance
Cons: Carafe leaks, inconvenient design, below standard coffee

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Potmaster has no comment on jljohnston's lackluster review

CoffeePotGhost Responds: (With Something Unprintable)



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Not worth the $$$
by 1-2many
Pros: stop and serve feature, timer, filter
Cons: design defect results in short-lived\ timer/clock

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

1-2many's colors are showing.  Ghosts like a little snort now and then too!

CoffeePotGhost Responds:  "LET'S SEE MORE OF YOU"
 
 
 
 
 
Perfecto Coffee
by J_Chastain
Pros: Easy to use, Delicious coffee, Duo Water Filtration
Cons: Digital Clock can be hard to read at different angles.

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

This isn't a half bad review, J_Chastain!
The undead would like for you
and the rest of the 29% club to know how much they appreciate your efforts.
You may have heard the expression:
                           "Every time a Bell rings, an Angel gets his Wings"?
Well, everytime you convince another dufuss to trot home with a KRUPS 467,
             A Poltergiest gains a PORTAL. Hats off to ya, J .

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL!"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Worst coffee maker I've owned
by dcaropre
Pros: good coffee
Cons: terrible construction, messy

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

dcarope's panties are in a celtic knot over HIS KRUPS 467!
Pot Ghosts are paralyzed with fear knowing that their Krupster will soon be dispatched by
                                            the reliably spookless, Mr. Coffee.

CoffeePotGhost Responds:  "NOW WE'LL BE TRAPPED!"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Great Coffee Bad Extras!
by Ninababy
Pros: Great Design, Great Coffee
Cons: Pot Dribbles, clock and timer broke quickly, expensive upkeep

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Potmaster cannot improve on the Title of Ninababy's post!
                         (Though, the phrase "Poetic Justice" comes to mind.)

CoffeePotGhost Responds:  "I HEARD THAT"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Drip Coffee? Drippy!!
by schoey
Pros: It won't wear out.
Cons: It won't wear out!!!

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

It seems that schoeycan't replace his drippyKRUPS until it wears out.
Hmmmmmmmmm, how about if you stand there and run that thing
nonstop until it sputters and croaks, then you may safely acquire the pot
of your dreams thoroughly GUILT FREE!
          (CoffeePotGhost.com is chock full of helpful advice)

CoffeePotGhost Responds: "LISTEN PEOPLE"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
KRUPS Crystal Arome-Needs Improvement
by goldtc
Pros: Nice design,very sleek looking
Cons: Carafe"dribbles"and the machine needs filters

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Potmaster is fresh out of helpful advice and delegates goldtc's dilemma
to the appropriate authority:

Disincarnated Ex-dribbler Suggests: "GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Top of the Morning with, a Cup Of  KRUPS
by teanna3
Pros: Coffee,"The King Of The KRUP"
Cons: Not trying the one that gives you what you paid for and more.

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Here's a bushytailed lass who bounces out of bed each morning
bellowing her mantra with gusto:  "CARPE DIEM!"  "SEIZE THE DAY!"
       "FIRE UP THAT BAD-BOY And lets get down to business with a Kup 'o KRUPS!"
                 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-shush!    For cripes sake Teanna!
                                       That noise could wake the dead.............

CoffeePotGhost Responds:"WE DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP"



 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A Real Drip
by chelsmommy
Pros: Looks nice
Cons: Very messy

POTMASTER COMMENTS:

Potmaster's Mama say:  "Messy IS as Messy DOES"

CoffeePotGhost sez: "DON'T BE MESSY!"
 
 
 
 
 
 

(...SCARE OF YOUR LIFE !)

"WHO?"